Annalee Nelson

"'The problem with having an 11 inch cock 7 inches around is that I keep killing every fella who suck on it' - Annalee, 2020" "'I will eat from your nipples' - Annalee, 2020" "'Drowned in Joshua piss' - Annalee, 2020"

Background
Annalee was ordered by their mom on May 14th, 2005 from Jeff Bezos's secret laboratory in Dickinson, Tennessee. They arrived in two days because of Amazon Prime shipping. Originally they were supposed to be fitted with a detachable head to serve as a package delivery drone and barcode scanner eyes, but the production was rushed so the features were never added.

At a very young age they took up a passion for cardboard boxes and underpaying imaginary employees. But eventually the Amazon in them began to die off as they sought a normal life outside of Jeff Bezos's influence. They also quickly developed a repent for short people, and would frequently clown on them for their unfortunate genetics.

Marital Adventures
As they continued to break away from Amazon, they adapted more interests in art and Osu. Even becoming a professional Osu player or some time before they had to put their plans on halt for marriage.

Originally they fell for Seth S, as the way he crushed people's neck with his boots was incredibly hot. But eventually they distanced as Seth S became more caught up in Chinese political affairs. Their next mate would be Parker, wooing them with excellent dancing skills and gaming prowess. This also just kinda died and Annalee decided to settle on Seth S as their final mate again.

Later Life
After school Annalee sought a normal job and looked for work in Seattle. This plan worked out and they enjoyed a peaceful life for around 30 years. Unfortunately for them, this was also where the Amazon HQ was located. An awkward incident occurred where Annalee bumped into Jeff Bezos at a Vocaloid rave. He smuggled them into the HQ and thought of what to do with them. Eventually he decided to test immortality pills on them, the final product intended to make him immortal. While not providing full immortality, the pill did give them a solid 1000 extra years to live.

Death
At the ripe young age of 1085 Jeff Bezos, decided that due to the fact he was 85% robot, the pills probably wouldn't benefit him anyways. On January 3, 3090, Jeff Bezos didn't give Annalee their pill, causing them to immediately die as a result after not having the effects of the pill for 12 whole seconds.

Extra Info
Despite common belief, Annalee is actually a man, some suggest they were even alive all the way back in the 1960's and 70's and that they are an amputee from the Vietnam war. The reason they appear to have 2 legs because their left leg is actually their penis.