Cayden Robbins

"'In all honesty, I do drink river water a lot' - Cayden, 2020" "'Incredibles porn' - Cayden, 2020" "'I have never possessed a steak for longer than 6 days' - Cayden. 2020" "'You either die unfunny, or live long enough to see yourself become the gay' - Cayden, 2021"

Backstory
Cayden was a famous composer and epic gamer, his face is truly mysterious though there is only one photo.

Life
Cayden was birthed in the fiery depths of Mexico, with a birthdate reported as "a day probably". He befriended Ethan as he felt bad for how sad his existence was. He as well befriended Seth S after the conclusion of an epic biting battle.

Composing
Cayden is an ambitious composer creating many pieces of music for the puny human race to enjoy. As a sort of side job, Cayden was an epic Youtube gamer, creating like 2 videos ever, including one which caused speculation that he was actually 37th President of the United States, Richard Nixon.

Struggles
Cayden had many struggles during his life, including his back which may or may not have had scoliosis. Either way this plagued Cayden for his whole life, overtime it got a lot worse.

Famous Death
Cayden's death revealed something formerly unknown to the scientific community, that being that one person can die of more than one thing, as Cayden simultaneously died of scoliosis and a car crash at the same exact time.

Extra Info
Cayden deleted Portugal from existence.

Ethan and Cayden are in an eternal time loop where whatever life they get reincarnated into, they end up being together... He did infact start the fire that killed those orphans. It was not Ethan.