Ethan Brauser

"'I smell babies' - Ethan, Multiple occasions" "'If you are going by physical maturity 14 is an adult' - Ethan, 2021"

"'Bush was the most ethnic president we've ever had' - Ethan, 2021"

Backstory
At a young age Ethan took interest in making VR videos on Youtube as well as mingling with local politics.

Student President Election
During middle school, Ethan decided it was time to share his views with the public and ran for student president. He surprised everyone with his speech abilities and quickly became a top candidate. Soon, almost the entire grade new his slogan, "Your Voice, Your Choice." Ethan ended up making the two final candidates. His opponent, who will remain unnamed for legal and religious reasons, looked like she wouldn't be a challenge.

However, little to Ethan's knowledge, his opponent in the election was plotting with a teacher to steal the election. Ethan's opponent began spreading propaganda against him, sending emails to unsuspecting students telling them not to vote for Ethan. While this was against the rules, she was allowed to continue these actions. The corruption was becoming clearer day by day.

Soon, the day of the election came. Votes were cast throughout the day, and it looked like Ethan still stood a chance. Ethan claims that teachers planned on letting his opponent win, even if he got more votes. What actually happened next is still disputed to this day, but Ethan's theory doesn't seem that far fetched. He ended up losing the election, and afterwords he began to go noticeably insane.

Ethnic Supreme
Due to his rich ethnic makup, and history of changing races. Ethan brauser is the world leader in deciding ethnic truths. Ethan is incharge of selecting the most ethnic people and he is allowed (By the pope and god) to decide if someone is ethnic. Currently he holds the position that the most ethnic president was George Bush and the most ethnic person on earth is Duncan Manion

Ranch Addiction
A habit Ethan has always seemed to have is a crippling addiction to Ranch dressing. He put it on everything, pizza, potatoes, strawberries, french fries, you name it he has probably used Ranch with it. He struggled with this addiction for years, but recently he has been making great strides to push himself away from Ranch.

Jobs
Ethan used to work at Dairy Queen, though he was fired on multiple counts of stealing, harassment, and just not showing up. Somehow, surprisingly, he managed to get hired at Meyer's Dairy, where he has most likely slipped in some non-suitable ingredients into the ice cream. Ethan struggled to make ends meet, despite living in his parent's house. He took up YouTube for a short while, though after gaining about 20 subscribers in two years decided he needed to switch. Ethan went to Twitch and started streaming. He plays a variety of games, his most popular genre being horror. While Ethan's growth on Twitch has been significantly better than on YouTube, he still has a ways to go.

Racism Scandal
Recently, photo evidence of Ethan saying slurs were brought to the surface. Most notably his use of the n word multiple times. This has outraged many and has put Ethan's streaming career in jeopardy multiple times. Though most of the backlash has died down, there are still claims that Ethan continues to use such language.

Child Predator Allegations
Ethan is no stranger to pedophilia, and has a lot of evidence against him in this area. Ethan has been heard saying he loves to hang out with 12 year olds on multiple occasions. There is also photo evidence that he does, in fact, spend time with twelve year olds (they are twelve at most but could very likely be younger). While what he did with them has not been confirmed, it is largely agreed upon he took them into a bush and went wacky.

Bestiality Allegations
Ethan has been accused of bestiality on multiple accounts. While there is a lack of evidence against him, it has been confirmed he has said various sexual things towards animals multiple times. He also got mustard on his dog's nose once.

Slavery Scandal
This was originally revealed some time ago but everyone assumed it was a joke. Ethan had claimed that he was keeping midgets, or "gnomes" as he calls them, in his basement as slaves in a mining operation. Although recently these claims have been confirmed by Ethan himself, who didn't even try to deny it. This has sparked some outrage in the midget community.

Death
Ethan made a fatal mistake on May 3rd, 2022, when he accidentally let a conservative opinion slip in front of a group of white girls in the high school hallway. They proceeded to beat Ethan senseless with no remorse. No one could do anything or else they would be the next target of the "enlightenment" Ethan was receiving. Unfortunately for Ethan, the white girls got a bit carried away and ended up killing him.

After word of his death got out, a commemorative plaque made out of toothpaste and uranium was placed outside of a retirement home in Mobile, Alabama in his memory.

Extra Info
Ethan was held back in kindergarten.

Once Ethan was tied to a tether ball pole and at least 15 people danced around him.

Ethan ran a cult in 2nd-5th grade where he convinced many people including Dalton he was a god. After the truth came out, Ethan became universally hated for years until he repaired some of the damage during his 2017-2018 student presidential election.