Seth Branstetter

"'Have you even been to a dog park? Because if you have there is always at least one horny dog tryna f*ck' - Seth B, 2020" "'The drip was revolutionary' - Seth B, 2021"

Backstory
Seth is a famous poor Mongolian boy from Mongolia, well known for his erotic novel writing and the method of his birth, after his parents had an accident with a faulty Frog Skin Condom.

Migration
At the age of 4 Seth was sent on a plane to America, when he arrived he generated a wonderful head of hair as well as a pair of sunglasses that he wears to transform into his alter ego Hacker Man.

Careers
In his time he had many successful careers.

Head Cow
Even since his birth in Mongolia, Seth was the Head Cow, the only real meaning behind this is that he grazes on grass the loudest of any other nearby cow, this role he retained through his whole life.

Macaroni Artist
Seth was famous for his magnificent Macaroni Art, which he often got awards, including many international awards in art for his very emotional and meaningful works of art.

Author
His most infamous career was that of a erotic novelist, while there are many unreleased erotic novels by Seth he is most famous for his works on the Books "A Steamy Night with Mr.Cox", "Mr. Cummings' Freaky Night", and "Flashing: A Guide to Revealing One's Genitals". All of those three books received many awards, including a Nobel Prize in Literature.

Enlightenment
After his previous careers Seth became enlightened by his old Mongolian friends and became a monk, as a result of this he moved to Kathmandu, Nepal to live on top of a mountain in total isolation. As a result of becoming a monk, Seth gained an extra 30 years to his life by ignoring existence entirely.

Death
Seth died peacefully one day on the top of a Himalayan mountain after noticing that he had ran out of Oxygen about half a century ago.

Extra Info
Seth had a greatly successful Youtube career in 2015 releasing the worldwide sensation "Pink Lightning Fury" which easily got over 10 views.

Seth has an ungodly amount of time spent in games that include staring at a map and watching colors.

Seth still owns his Bob's Burgers drip.